The Poles have trained Pigeons to drop explosives into lakes and rivers now and probably the local trees will also need anti-bird defence too? Or is it that eastern europeans have more obvious wanking habits?
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Food for the village idiot.
In Poland, Christmas Eve is a day first of fasting, then of feasting. The Wigilia feast begins at the appearance of the first star. There is no red meat served but fish, usually carp.
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That carp looks a bit pissed off.
Iād be miffed if I was made to wear a parsley scarf and carrot buttons - oh and being dead, yes I would be cross about that too.
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Alright Shagger - this was on the āotherā site - it did make me laugh.
Before I get a bollocking, I donāt think itās a shite joke 
Edit: just realised it a bit old (2016) so maybe a repeat.
Carp. Mmmmmm . . . greasy.
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Apple cuntsā¦
About to take the kids to see Elf at the cinema. Wondering if I should buy wine by the glass or just get a whole bottle.
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Buy two, just to be sure.
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That way youāll be able to see all seven showings today
what have you put in the post?
Likely to be darker & better scripted than the Last Jedi.
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All this talk of star wars,the beeb had the sci fi genre nailed imo
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Doing the supermarket Christmas food shop tomorrow morning. Really not looking forward to it 
Iām doing it 4pm Sunday
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I try and kid myself that by doing it a bit earlier the queues will be manageable. Meanwhile, every other fucker has the same idea.
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