We’re off to see the Harry Potter play in London tonight and tomorrow.
I booked it about a year ago as a surprise for the kids. In the intervening time, they have totally gone off HP and are basically dreading it. Fucking little shits.
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As it should…
No mention of how you’re supposed to be able to afford on of these luxuries every single day
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There’s been a sad history of footballers at the highest level getting into serious financial trouble over things like gambling and loose women. I see the England manager has stepped in to block the latest road to ruin
VB
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Can we expect a team of skinny bald men ?
Unlikely to ever see it around here, although we are not too badly off for bald…skinny men though…
I thought this place was full of fat bald men.
Or is that just me?
No not just me, there are others!
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I’m buying my electricity from OVO Energy because Slayer
…not because rabbit-massaging berry-knitting etc
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That is lose, lose. If they hate it you have wasted your money but the bigger problem is if they love it, their interest is re-kindled and they have to watch the shitty fucking movies over and over again. 
Found this brilliant site that seems to be the Daily Mash version of a hifi forum.
Basically you join and pretend that fuses, cable lifters and peter belt type stuff is absolutely fantastic.
I reckon a non-stop marathon would just rock!
I’ve been thinking about the Cambridge Analytica/Facebook thing. It occurs to me that I should be very concerned about the data that the Abattoir holds on me.
I reckon that my postings on this forum reveal some pretty crucial information:
That I am a misanthropic, borderline sociopathic cunt with an acute sense of irony* and a touch of OCD.
Please, please, please, sell whatever you have on me to anyone who will buy it.
I am truly fascinated to know what those fuckers will try and sell me.
You might even make a bob or two. If I can persuade a few others to give up their data, you could probably OD on coke and hookers. It’s a world of win.
*on reflection, I’m not sure if sociopaths do irony…I’m probably not quite a sociopath, just an apprentice.
Edit: a quick google suggests that sociopaths do indeed understand irony, but there is some debate as to whether or not they find it funny. I’m back in the running.
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That is an Art of Sound spinoff I think.
Whatever happened to Art of Sound?
Was my first hifi forum that was.
AOS is still going strong if you like that kind of thing.
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It made me feel unclean.
The chip shop in town has changed its name from Fishy Delishy to Fishy Plaice.
They can fuck off.
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You will still go there, put your toys back in your pram.