Going with Astroturf this Summer.
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not a great burner. if I remember:wink:
A girl of easy virtue if I remember correctly, affectionately known as grassy arse.
Ms C Arpet-Burn around here
Some bloke in a pub has just told me that if you have a Pampus Grass growing in your front garden, that is a clear sign that swinging is occurringā¦
Can anyone confirm this and do I need to trim my bush?
ā¦mind you he was stoned and looked like he is a prog rock fan from the 1970s
In other words ā¦ you met up with Terry. 
I thought it was balloons hanging up - definite for a couple up the roadā¦
ā¦or so I was told 
Two bunches and they are swingers.
True. Apparentlyā¦
However, our old place had a massive bush in the front but we had nobody make us any offers 
Off you fuck 
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2016/2017
The consensus among most of my friends seems to be that 2016 was a terrible year, and the beginning of a long decline into something we donāt even want to imagine.
2016 was indeed a pretty rough year, but I wonder if itās the end - not the beginning - of a long decline. Or at least the beginning of the endā¦.for I think weāve been in decline for about 40 years, enduring a slow process of de-civilisation, but not really quite noticing it until now. Iām reminded of that thing about the frog placed in a pan of slowly heating waterā¦
This decline includes the transition from secure employment to precarious employment, the destruction of unions and the shrinkage of workersā rights, zero hour contracts, the dismantling of local government, a health service falling apart, an underfunded education system ruled by meaningless exam results and league tables, the increasingly acceptable stigmatisation of immigrants, knee-jerk nationalism, and the concentration of prejudice enabled by social media and the internet.
This process of decivilisation grew out of an ideology which sneered at social generosity and championed a sort of righteous selfishness. (Thatcher: āPoverty is a personality defectā. Ayn Rand: āAltruism is evilā). The emphasis on unrestrained individualism has had two effects: the creation of a huge amount of wealth, and the funnelling of it into fewer and fewer hands. Right now the 62 richest people in the world are as wealthy as the bottom half of its population combined. The Thatcher/Reagan fantasy that all this wealth would ātrickle downā and enrich everybody else simply hasnāt transpired. In fact the reverse has happened: the real wages of most people have been in decline for at least two decades, while at the same time their prospects - and the prospects for their children - look dimmer and dimmer. No wonder people are angry, and turning away from business-as-usual government for solutions. When governments pay most attention to whoever has most money, the huge wealth inequalities we now see make a mockery of the idea of democracy. As George Monbiot said: āThe pen may be mightier than the sword, but the purse is mightier than the penā.
Last year people started waking up to this. A lot of them, in their anger, grabbed the nearest Trump-like object and hit the Establishment over the head with it. But those were just the most conspicuous, media-tasty awakenings. Meanwhile thereās been a quieter but equally powerful stirring: people are rethinking what democracy means, what society means and what we need to do to make them work again. People are thinking hard, and, most importantly, thinking out loud, together. I think we underwent a mass disillusionment in 2016, and finally realised itās time to jump out of the saucepan.
This is the start of something big. It will involve engagement: not just tweets and likes and swipes, but thoughtful and creative social and political action too. It will involve realising that some things weāve taken for granted - some semblance of truth in reporting, for example - can no longer be expected for free. If we want good reporting and good analysis, weāll have to pay for it. That means MONEY: direct financial support for the publications and websites struggling to tell the non-corporate, non-establishment side of the story. In the same way if we want happy and creative children we need to take charge of education, not leave it to ideologues and bottom-liners. If we want social generosity, then we must pay our taxes and get rid of our tax havens. And if we want thoughtful politicians, we should stop supporting merely charismatic ones.
Inequality eats away at the heart of a society, breeding disdain, resentment, envy, suspicion, bullying, arrogance and callousness. If we want any decent kind of future we have to push away from that, and I think weāre starting to.
Thereās so much to do, so many possibilities. 2017 should be a surprising year.
- Brian Eno
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tl;dr
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something something Thatcher something.
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Could you elaborate?
How so ?
Nein
It looked like I was still taller than my 13-year-old niece, until 10-year-old niece pointed out that I was wearing shoes and 13-year-old wasnāt.
Nobody likes a smart arse dear 
Iāve just started watching The Man in the High Castle, while still pissed and eating camembert in my dressing gown.
I havenāt a clue what is going on.
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Must make chewing difficult.
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Indeed,iāve just had a phone call from the womanās house youāre at,asking me to ask you if you can get off her sofa,and fix the poxy boiler.
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