You know this CD thing, pretty idiot proof really.
Not enough Mpingo, Mpingo will make your crystals sing.
I know, I know. Iām just trying to learn a little about Android development while Iām ābetween jobsā.
Just spent nigh-on four hours āRug-Doctoringā the carpets. 
What a brilliant little thing it is. Booked online, picked up from a locker at Tesco , hoyed in back of van, filled with chemicals and H2O.
Plug it in and away you go. Amazing how much dirt it getsā¦and ā¦ how therapeutic it is.
Buggered if Iām doing it again tho.
Donald Trumps plug-hole. 
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Try it on the carpet next timeā¦ 
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Looks like the exās arsehole after a good night.
too much Imac?
We do like to keep a clean house but the amount of detritus that came out is worrying. 
Fucking hate Apple. Im a Windows guy. 
do you know how many times the auto correct wanted to type iMac
Too many
Itās called Veet now, you could have saved yourself many keystrokes to override the auto correct by knowing that.
Nobody post that Amazon Veet review.
REPEAT Nobody to post that Veet review. How receive? Over.
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Veetā¦ how am I meant to know that? I stopped using depilatory chemicals years ago
Hmmm. <searches for Amazon Veet ad/
You want to stop using autocorrect too
You didnāt read the review before applying did you?
Bolloxs you got that edit in quick 
Not quite quickly enough thoughā¦
Nadās for Men
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