Gulp
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John cleese
Suspicious?
You mean the human bump inside didn’t give it away!
I like snakes.
And some of them like you.
VB
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I really dislike snakes, following that unforgettable unprovoked attempt to inflict injury on me, the Turkish hissing twat of a reptile.
FTFY
It seems a team of experts has declared me (strictly speaking ‘us’) unusually (uniquely ?) normal
In fact they focused on just a tiny area of Didcot - a handful of streets. One of them is the street I live in. They used data from the Office of National Statistics.
Good heavens, if only they knew the truth …
VB
That’ll soon change once John Cotton gets SODC’s housing plans through 
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Are you saying we’re unhinged?
I didn’t realise Penance had had a bake off…
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Am I the only person who can’t resist pronouncing pedometer as “paedo meter” and then chortling to myself?
Yes, thought so.
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