I am concerned in my naivete there is some secret deviant code in placing wanted ads in local newspapers up North?
So far we have Sam the persistent texting transvestite and Jordan and Priscilla (Quite possibly men) the overly willing masseuses.
What fresh challenge is planned as an encore? Keith the human bollard? Nappy training Dave? Brenda the Bombay roll specialist? (AKA Ginger Greg) I'm further concerned Mr. MWS's return on Wednesday will escalate matters. The only saving grace is that Stronzetto never goes near telephones due to the glue deposits on his chin which have led on several occasions to A&E and the removal of a stolen phone from his boat.