Nothing is as bad as a Hawaiian pizza.
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Yes, yes there is. Honey on a HCB 
, pesto on a Fry Up 
and that debauched shit @Jim was on about with bacon, HCBs and hot sauce 
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Oh and Satan’s anu-ease, goats cheese on a pizza.
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Dafuq!
You missed pesto-gate?
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Yep. There are people on here supporting the merits of pesto pollution. Grotesque.
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But at least goat’s cheese is er… cheese. Not a big fan myself but it’s in the right general direction.
Pineapple is an acid-laden fruit that dissolves your lips. It doesn’t go with dough, tomato sauce and especially not with mozzarella. Any so-called pizzeria which has the gall to offer it should be shut down instanter.
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I like pineapple on pizzas and even I know it’s Rong.
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You have never been ronger. 
Anyway…
pineapple = epic
pizza = epic
Pizza + pineapple = ronger than rong can be.
Can we all agree that any cheddar on a pizza is completely unacceptable?
I guess I wasn’t paying attention
Are you admitting to being a pesto dribbler then?
I first read that as pissed old dribbler…
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It’s less wrong that Hawaiian pizza.
I had an HCB with sausage and sriacha hot sauce this morning - not quite as delish as bacon, but still good 
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Distinct lack of effort in HCB production. Given the mince pie consensus that home made was superior to bought offerings I expected baking trays full of home baked buns.
I commence baking tomorrow 
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Very Abigail’s Party 
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Wait till you see em,
I like it when we get all practical and granny proud baker like, some on here have real hidden talents.
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