Thanks Bob. Should there be a comma after “ignoramus”, or “sweating cobs”. Just would like to be sure if you are calling me an ignoramus or not. 
Clearly I am, because it seems that Google search does not work in the sunny south.
It does, but where the fuck is the fun in That?!
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Anyone got a cob on?
No, but I’ve a couple of nice baps.
Probably an age thing…
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If only that was an option. Are you and Ritchie posing as Mr and Mr Smith for Munich again this year?
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No, I shall be alone in my hotel room this year - Ritchie’s dumped me after we had a row over the salted butter 
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Avoid polo shirts.
Tough love
Last Tango in Munich?
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Deleted.
It sounded funnier in my head than it actually was.
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Hmmm . . . I should try that some time 
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Good decision.
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Taglines aplenty today.
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Wise words.
Maybe a nice sports bra.
Unless you turn the collar up.
Flawless logic - how could that not look good…
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Customers?
Just to clarify…hifi customers?
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You don’t see sex appeal like that every day.
I’m definitely turning my collar up now.
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