Use that chilli whip on his ass
tickle my gelp with that chilli whip
What the fuck is that between the burger and the bun. Ambergris fritter?
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Lob and the lopwellians
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It is Hot Cross Bunny Burger;
It consists of a rabbit meat patty topped with smoked bacon, mushroom and Lincolnshire rarebit, all sandwiched within a toasted hot cross bun.
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They should be shot for that
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First glance I thought grilled pineapple, but it ain’t. Maybe cheese or a bechamel run under a grill?
I thought that was a nasty skin rash and not something you would want in a burger.
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We need an in depth review of this kind of wanton deviance. Remember to include gratuitous images of dining partners cleavage. (unless it’s Adam or Pete,)
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That looks like one of those Victorian pics where they used to pose corpses and photograph them.
Burger is gray
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Hahaha! Gif of the day there 
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I’m sorry but since when has stodgy been desirable? You wouldn’t read a review of a restaurant’s signature dish where the reviewer extolled the virtues of “it’s delightfully stodgy centre” or whatever.
Stodge is a negative, so is doughy and heavy. That stodgy-stick to your teeth- claggy thing with yer cheap bun, really pisses me off.
To create Bun with a light, not dry texture surely is a baker’s goal. 
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…the better to soak up the generously thick slab of salted butter which is gently melting on the crisp golden surface
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Technically, this is true. However, in summoning forth the delights of Stodge into the cold light of day we are - paradoxically - also straying into the dark and sordid realms of Ruprecht’ and my Personal Preferences - which - to say the very least - can at times override what is considered by conventional society to be Right and Proper…
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