Weird Food Combinations that Work...maybe. (We've moved on from Hot Cross Buns)

General Chat
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For inflammation of the bile duct may I suggest Manuka? It’s restorative qualities are well documented and is reassuringly expensive. http://metro.co.uk/2009/05/18/britain-is-buzzing-over-most-expensive-honey-123878/

As a final point of contention it should be noted any apprentice cunt would profit well from looking towards the animal kingdom for inspiration - It is here one creature reigns supreme, with seemingly no redeeming features the Honey badger is viewed as a cunt most singular.

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Honey Badgers are the best

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Mascot material in my view

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Father Merrin and The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence will be around to cleanse your recidivist soul with fire some time after lunch but before nap time tomorrow.

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YES!

The AA mascot

They’re scared of nowt, to the point of stupidity. Perfect fit

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I may be quite out of sorts as I plan to experiment with Gurung honey, but your emissary’s are quite welcome.

P.s:

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Recorder OK. Honey OK. Honey and HCB not OK. HCB on Flute = :rage::rage: though unless in jazz style.

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Stylings should be stripped away to really resonate with the raw spirit of the ethereal flute

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Meh!

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Stronzetto had been planning a diversion into cookery to the point where I had placed my request for premium HCB’s. Sadly his latest arrest (Captured on film below) may have delayed matters.

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Is his latest product cross hot buns?

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Ive just eaten one of those, loads of fruit and I think no mixed peel. Pretty much perfect.

I’ve just finished our third pack, there’s another pack downstairs.

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Better surface area to volume ratio therefore a higher proportion of butter to bun :+1:

Butter is our friend.

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Currants or raisins? I prefer home made sticky buns with sultanas. HCBs are overpriced bollocks. Minority report here I guess.

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Aren’t HCBs just tea cakes with a christian religious insignia on the top :thinking:

…and you cunts are perpetuating the bollocks by buying and talking about them :ok_hand:

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Is it wrong to not like Hot Cross Buns?

I’ll eat them to avoid starvation, but other than that I’m not really keen to be honest…

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I find I have a weird relationship with them. When given a hot one with salted butter on, it’s fantastic, but rarely do I ever think “I really fancy a HCB right about now”. The human mind is a weird, weird place.

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Salted butter, yes. And cheese, I like them with Montgomery Cheddar :+1:

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I can see salted butter improving them :ok_hand:

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What a coincidence - I noticed these in work this morning :+1:

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