I didn’t say I wouldn’t be eating it… Just that I wouldn’t be entirely comfortable with it.
You are absolutely and totally rong.
Perhaps unsurprising from a professional bucket befouler.
^^ Calling bullshit on this too.
You can likely taste fuck-all as your tastebuds have disolved after all those chillies
If you’re going to have bacon, sausages and egg, you may as well have a fry-up and do it properly.
There is an element of truth in that.
You really are a fucking moron.
There is an element of truth in that. But I shan’t be meat-shamed.
I’m a purist is all.
Bacon and egg sandwich is fine.
Bacon and sausage sandwich is pointless.
You need a holiday
I know and it’s still 4 weeks until Cancun
I know, that’s 28 sleeps!
You should be put to sleep
Hold on … here’s Jim…bullshit incoming…
To optimise a sausage and bacon sarnie, make sure the bacon is well done.
The contrast in texture between the soft sausage and crispy bacon is lovely.
On fresh, thick cut bloomer bread…
See shit post above