Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

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2363

Well you certainly come across as a total cunt so you are part way there.

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2364

Do you know how magnets work?

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2365

I know that they work, is that close enough?

2366

Do you favour ice in coffee?

2367

I donā€™t ever drink coffee, tastes like crap.

2368

Corbyn may be a two faced twat, but I donā€™t think he ever tabled an amendment to a Government bill that was in contradiction of one that his own party was about to place before the House.

2369

Do you cycle?

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2370

Niet

2371

There you goā€¦

2372

If you want to attend a bake off, youā€™ll have to be less awkward.

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2373

Awkward?

2374

Corbyn is a dictator, a tosser and a totally ineffective MP according to my beardy hipster Islington dwelling mate - so anyone defending him is a tosser

2375

:rofl::rofl:

2376

By design?

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2377

The fat fuck that shaved my head at the barberā€™s today can have one for being a pedantic cunt. Ā£7 haircut. Paid Ā£1.50 tip. 50p more than usual because I felt sorry for the fat auld cunt having to work at his age. Not a word of thanks which is fine tbh but then this little exchange:

Me: Do you have a tissue please.
Fat fuck: Are you offering me one?
Me: Err, no. I need one to get the little hairs off my face and neck.
Fat fuck: Oh I thought you had a tissue for me. You mean like these? (and points to tissues).

WTF? A forum grammar nazi made flesh. Unbearable at 11am.

2378

Yep - if you want to meet all of the other cunts, come to my bbq in a fortnightā€¦:+1:

2379

Thanks for the invite. Where are you?

2380

Iā€™d shave yir heid fur a four pack of Tsykies :grinning:

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2381

Ilford Essex. Pete will be there - he says he knows you.

2382

Indeed he does.

Iā€™d love to come. Iā€™ve just checked trains and itā€™s quite easy - I donā€™t and have never driven.

If you could PM me with the address and kick off time thatā€™d be great.

Thanks again!

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