Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

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2684

James Brokenshire destroyed, not as a cunt, but a lying piss cunt, on Today. Lying through his teeth.

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2685

I actually laughed out loud, to the extent that my ten year old son came and asked what was so funny. He quickly disappeared when I tried to explainā€¦

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The person who sold me a turntable and then ā€˜lostā€™ the arm board. No I am not paying Ā£150 for a new one you can have it all back you cunt.

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2687

Was happily listening to music when Windows gratuitously rebooted on me. Fuck Windows, with a clenched fist to its knob.

2688

Turn off automatic updates.

2689

Stop using Windows

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Unfortunately:
1 need Windows, Linux media players are not flexible enough
2 I want it to be up to date. I just want to fucking control it.

Actually I could just stop it updating, as itā€™s only used for music. Meh.

2691

I have Foobar running in Linux Mint using Wine. Runs the same as in Windoze except it never fucking crashes.

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Foobar doesnā€™t have sufficient functionality for me, unfortunately.

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I cannot imagine what you bads are doing on Windows to make it crash. Windows hasnā€™t crashed on me for years.

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2694

ditto here. 4 windows machines - 3 x win10, none ever crashed. 1 x Win7 at work, last time it crashed was due to it overhearing when the heat sink fan failed.

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My win 10 laptop has been faultless for 2+ years now, it has never crashed. My work win 7 laptop has never crashed in 3 years. My win 7 audio computer / server has crashed twice in 4+ years and that was a hardware problem.

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Attack in Barcelona. A vehicle drove into a crowd of people in the Ramblas killing 1 and injuring over 30.

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Now 13 dead and 80 injured.

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CP to the bloke who just came into my office and shouted at meā€¦when I explained he was acting on misinformation, he was all smiles, but still it buggered up my morningā€¦

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And a CP from me to contractors who employ incompetent planners. Just spent the best part of 2 days sorting out their shit just so I can get my crappy job done. Useless cunts <<:fist:>>

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Did you waste a lot of time crying afterwards?

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2701

What?

2702

DID YOU WASTE A LOT OF TIME CRYING AFTERWARDS?

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2703

Iā€™m always surprised when people shout at others at work. In what way is it a sensible and acceptable way to communicate?

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