Do it tomorrow,think of the joy it will bring
Who do you think I am? Jonniebaby? 
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Iâve given in ⌠Monday it is. Fookinâ hate gas fires.
My Hermes. For the usual reasons.
Shouldnât have been too lazy to pop in to John Lewis to pick up the thing I suppose.
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Who are you nominating ? Hermes, yourself or both?
We demand clarity.
MyHerpes can never have too many cockpunches, canât believe anyone is dum enough to use 'em - the worst of the fucking worst of all the thieving, lying parcels-smashers 
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Hermes delivery lady round here is really good. Never had an issue.
Hermes for almost throwing this at reception and running off. And me for being a lazy fuck I suppose.
Xmas present for girlfriend is looking a bit squashed. Will take it store I suppose. Anyhoo. It is Friday. Going home in a short while. Sausages, mash and onion gravy for me tea. All is not bad really. Cheeky beer or some wine might be nice.
Tbh I was a bit worried when it said the free delivery was by them, but I thought fuck it. I should stop thinking fuck it more often. Gets me in bother.
that looks like my cats have had a good go at it,
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Thanks for the reminder, I need to book Mexico 
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Funny-looking Pontefract Cake. 
The thing about couriers is that the recipient isnât the customer, when they should be. Iâd like to be able to choose the courier when I order things, as some are much better than others, and Iâd like to be able to hold them accountable. But no, itâs the sender, and many shops will use the shittest couriers to save a few quid. Bah.
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As someone forced to use them - I wish more of my customers thought like you! Only too happy to let customers arrange their own carriers!
CP to the muttering courier who just rung the door bell and literally threw a crushed box into the front door and ran off down the path. It landed in the litter trayâŚ
CP to me for getting what Iâd ordered. When Louise said whatâs that, I said dunno. She said, shall I open in itâŚI said may as well, forgetting that inside was amongst other things a new handbag for her Christmas present! âŚ
The geezer with the massive spliff playing âSomewhere over the rainbowâ on steel drums outside Brixton tube.
He needs at least two of the aforementioned.
This cunt: ALL of the cockpunches.
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Scumbag lowlife wanker !
They should throw away the key.
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30 years, no parole IMO
He said Frost went out of sight in a cemetery for a time
Pity that wasnât his final destination
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