Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

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4210

For fucks sake Terry, there is only one bow tie option for the AA:

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4211

Ties, in all their forms, can get all the way to Fuck !

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4212

This. Words of wisdom (whiz-dumb??) from @MGOwner. Whatever next?

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4213

This is just the beginning. Itā€™ll be music next :+1:

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4214

:thinking:

Nahā€¦

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4215

:angry:

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4216

Not very well by the look of it.

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4217

Thatā€™s as good as it gets :smirk:

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4218

Not his face :roll_eyes: !

VB

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4219

Shame you didnā€™t take the ridiculous trinkets out of your lug hole thoughā€¦

cp for going to a do wearing moar jewellery than your Mrs :wink:

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I forget they are even there :pensive:

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The only black tie event I would go to would be the one where the black tie was being tied around the crown jewels by one or more of those nice young ladies from Biggs Market.

4222

I had to sit my final exams in one. Like this

(None of these people is me, I hasten to add.) And we had to wear a suit, including jacket, under the gown. As you can see the women got away with some kind of ribbon. Mind, they said that if, on the first morning, your hands were steady enough to tie the tie you were probably OK for a 2nd class degree.

VB

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Fucking heathens

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Does that come on a piece of elastic too?

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Will have to do.

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Just remembered a New Years do a few years back when I went into the bogs just after the stupid Scotch song and there was a bunch of blokes in there swapping their ready made ones for real ones which they then draped artfully around their necks for the post midnight Faceshite photosā€¦

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4226

:joy:

Whereā€™s Brian when you need someone to get all butthurt

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4227

Iā€™m a pro-independence Scot. I could pretend but my heartā€™s not in it as no fucks were actually given. Youā€™re still a bunch of cunts though.

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4228

We aim to please :wink:

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4229

We have this happening in our village too.

Kids doing wellies down the high street behind cars and flying out in front of cars for a laff.

Funny as fuck, only they only do it when women are on their own. Then, when the the ladies stopped to complain they were met with unbelievable abuse both face to face (camera recorded) and on the local forums.

Luckily we live in a small town.

Sorted. Chat to parents from the locals. 2 parents sorted the kids. 1 told everybody to fuck off. Now banned from all the local pubs

I love living here :joy:

Edit, i should add that I was thrashed as a kid for being a serial cunt and only avoided prison by joining the Army :sunglasses:

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