Obviously 
This is just how benevolent I am as supreme leader of this place. I’ve now updated your title to stop you from having to notify people of your continued hatred of them. You’re welcome.
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You are also on my list…boss 
Is there anyone not on this list (other than Mrs Oz)?
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She’s on it aswell.
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Eh? Are you speaking in fast forward?
Lazy typing I’m afraid. Knuckles considered rapped.
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Other members of his immediate family 
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In no way apologise on a forum supposedly with few rules to conformist pedants.
Conformist? 
Gotta keep the mardy fucker stable. Doesn’t take much to upset his chemical balance & send him into technicolor chameleon mode.
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Feck! I am being cyber-bullied by Dealers. A new low…
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Ask yourself without the unending suffering dealers endure: napping eating muffins, taking delivery from fortnums transferring money from the isle of Mann to the caymans, porn hub and porn hub - where would you be? It is precisely this type of ingratitude that led to the chapter in the scumbag bible titled:
“Got and issue? Have a tissue”
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I am told that came after the chapter “Mind gone blank? Crack off a wank”. I understand it is difficult to read due to excessive blindness, pages being stuck together and hair on the palm of your hands. Deafness may also be involved etc etc yadadda yadadda…
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My car is now full of (about 20K) DVDs and a n amplifier that is so heavy it could be used to anchor the QE fuckin’ 2 
Also a couple of mystery items for Spenagio and Edd9000 
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Weather looks like it’ll be fairly chilly for the time of year, 15 degrees or so, and cloudy. Ideal fire weather!
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I’m fairly sure you must have been an arsonist in a previous existence Adam…
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He’s not the only one
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What is this exercise in self harm - tell me no curd fell foul of the cruel inferno
