Christ Wes Streeting hung on by 500 
Labour did itâs best where we live (Mid Norfolk) - increased itâs share by 7%, but still pissing into the wind. Tory cunt won by 3k votes, despite losing 28% of their vote, mostly to Reform.
The stink of gammon still prevails 
Itâs been a good night for Gaza. I think they have 6 Independent MPs which is more than Reform.
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Please let the door hit him on the way out! C**t
Feeling quite murderous for coffee
Labour won in Barrow, 18000, vs 13000 Tory and 7000 Reform.
Compared to 2019, plus 6 percent for Lab, -22 for Tory and plus 14 for Reform.
Cheers Reform, ya daft cunts.
Be interested to see how many seats were similar across the country.
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BBC said that if Reform hadnât been standing, the Tories wouldnât have lost 2/3 of the seats that they in fact did 
Just woke up to see the news about JRM, Truss et al all losing. Lovely start to a bright sunny dayâŚ
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Once again mid beds shits, pisses and bleeds into its incontinence lingerie as the dementia crowd vote in another blue cunt to try and ensure their triple lock bonus.
Unfortunately thanks to a snide bit of gerrymandering by the exiting wank socks the previous Labour incumbent with a nice âEnglish nameâ was replaced by âsome foreignerâ while the Tory had something pronounceable so the blue rinsers voted accordingly I guess.
We lost the battle but won the war for all the good itâll do.
I suspect the exiting twats know something we donât and are jumping in the lifeboats quick smart.
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Only just seen the list of some of the losers
Liz Truss
Jonathan Gullis
Michael Fabricant
Grant Shapps
Gillian Keegan
Brendan Clarke-Smith
Penny Mordaunt
Johnny Mercer
Therese Coffey
Mark Spencer
Lucy Frazer (Culture Sec)
Michelle Donelan (Sec of State for Science)
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Tobias Ellwood
Simon Hart (Chief Whip)
Ben Bradley
David TC Davies
Andrea Jenkyns
Theresa Villiers
Victoria Prentis
Connor Burns
Alex Chalk
Douglas Ross
Bim Afolami
Bill Wiggin
Miriam Cates
Peter Bottomley (Father of the House)
Mark Harper
Mark Jenkinson
Robert Buckland
Will Tanner (Deputy Chief of Staff to Rishi Sunak)
Maria Caulfield
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Just Mogg having to fuck off out of there, has brought me some significant satisfaction this morning.
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Conservatives held my local seat despite a 30% fall in their vote.