Enjoyed tonight’s bollox.
Sorry about the shite (non/intermittent) connection.
**Elon, get yer fucking finger out of Charlotte’s mate’s vag’ and launch more Starlink satellites, yer cunt.
** you had to be there…
Enjoyed tonight’s bollox.
Sorry about the shite (non/intermittent) connection.
**Elon, get yer fucking finger out of Charlotte’s mate’s vag’ and launch more Starlink satellites, yer cunt.
** you had to be there…
Yay, Thursday!
Drinks all round!
Arse, just been to the supermarket and didn’t buy any beer. All we have in the house is own-brand nasty lager that we keep in stock for the builder.
Ooh, Easter break Alehouse. Could get messy.
Paging @thebiglebowski !
Holy fuck I need a drink tonight
Chris is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.
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Time: Apr 1, 2021 08:00 PM London
Join Zoom Meeting
Meeting ID: 832 1155 8307
Passcode: 902321
Good larf last night. Got mildly shitfaced.
Christopher Nolan is CANCELLED.
bump!
I have a new webcam so I don’t have to borrow Claire’s laptop

Your new webcam, my new PH…
The opportunities for technical fail are boundless.

Might try and sign in on my five year old, utterly fucked iPad Air for the lolz.
Connected to a Pi?
He’s getting his OnlyFans camshow gear up and running. It’s time to take Rule 34 to places we didn’t think possible.
Can’t dance though due to my bad toe. My fans are distraught.
Drip hot wax on yourself. My… authority… in this field assures me it’s extremely effective if you’re injured.