We missed you. You can use a phone or tablet as well.
I consumed too much alcohol in the alehouse last night. 
Lol, me too. Continuing for some time afterwards while catching up on the news didn’t help!
I couldn’t bear the thought of staring into my phone, holding it. I’d have looked like @pmac on a ferry joyride.
I have one more fix to try, regedit. Will either fix it or fuck the laptop 

Is there a physical switch for the camera?
I’m loving the consistency with which @AmDismal adopts the horizontal lounge position of his avatar 
Should be in pink
Sure you have done this, but …
https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/help/4028647/windows-open-the-camera-in-windows-10
No just camera on the W10 st menu. It turns on, has a shit picture for a few seconds then goes into blizzard zigzag and freezes or goes into black screen. Lots of people online blaming a windows update from I don’t know when. Tried removing the device, updating drivers, uninstall and reinstall driver, no change. Could be new laptop time.
Sorry I missed last night. When’s the next piss-up? 
Wednesday AFAIK
Drinking at home isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I nearly asked the wife for her phone number last night.
Reminds me of this
Where is that clip from?
I honestly can’t remember if it’s from a show or what. I saved it from somewhere years ago because it made me piss myself.
Nick Frost being Nick Frost.
Man stroke woman. A BBC 3 show years ago.
I laughed out loud
Is the bar opening tonight?
Hic
Can do, I still have the wine left from Sunday!
I’ll be on.