Adam's Wall of Death - Darwin awards 2020

General Chat
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The boy was being a dick at one point, so I let the girl choose the colour :slight_smile:

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Stick it on wheels and make out you are at lord’s each day

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Can you imagine the outcry if they painted the Lord’s screens in lilac :laughing:

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I think the St Albans Review will be reporting on the sun permanently setting on a few gardens…

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Sight screens are built with two layers of planks, staggered so they are solid to look at but that air can flow through them. They can still get blown over, so most cricket clubs lay them on their side over the winter.

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One very decent gust of wind and you’ll need a new fence and a new climbing wall unless you’ve got some really decent anchors on there.

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Petrol and a match :+1:

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I’ve been thinking about this, it might need more in this respect :+1:

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What is it anchored down with atm?

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Probably best to anchor it to the bottom of the sea, when the lockdown ends, or at night.

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Roped to the neighbours fences

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The dog.

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To be fair, it’s probably ok to put it up in somewhere low rent like St Albans, but if he lived somewhere posh like Harpenden it would be frowned on.

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or Luton?

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Yes.

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Sandbags can be good if you can attach enough of them. They’re even better if wet.

VB

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and a seriously injured child and a new neighbours fence

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setting fire to

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The obvious answer is to dig a huge pit to hold it and protect it from the wind

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I think you’ll probably get a loyalty card from your local A&E dept