And properly
What’s the kitchen roll on the tray for
Please stop stalking me.![]()
I need to know, it’s so pointless it must be there for a reason
Ok I’ll confess.
After finishing the meal I put the crockery and cutlery to one side and then go to the Rolex website on my iPad and masturbate over photos of Submariners and Sea-Dwellers. ![]()
The kitchen roll is there for clean up purposes.
Happy now.
Heaven forbid a stray crisp or tomato ever hits the tray
When are you getting a new posh tray like the wooden one, that was lovely
That’s going back a bit - how long have you been obsessed with my culinary output.![]()
It was bamboo iirc.
Feel free to buy me one if it’s important to you.![]()
2:1 banger to spud ratio.
Are you having Bramley Apple Sauce with sausages? This would constitute gross deviancy.
Definitely needs onion gravy ![]()
Those fries look good
Needs chucking in t’bin !
Oof ! Harsh.
Like your record collection.![]()




