Oh man slightly hungover me could destroy that right now
Love egg and chips.
The wife and her sisters don’t do Christmas presents. Instead they take themselves out for a nice meal some time in January or February.
Today is that day, and I’m not invited, so I’m sulking in the Botanist on Sloane Square.
Drink of champions. Get that cucumber to fck though and demand some celery, the devils dildo ruins the taste of anything it gets near.
Fucking hell! If the notoriously thin skinned gin and tonic was still a member here, imagine his coniptions at that!!
What is it? Peptobismol?
Didn’t take you long to knock that back
They’re £13.50 a go, or £15 for “bottomless” (for 90 minutes, anyway)
Are you sure you’re not sitting in a greengrocers?
I reckon you could manage six in that space of time allowing them 5 mins a go to make em.