I hadn’t seen this one before:
Where is JRM for that matter? He has disappeared off the face of the earth/election.
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Yeah, like on Brexit 
He is practicing a cover of Common People for the CCHQ Karoake on Election night
“You’ll never live like common people
You’ll never do whatever common people do
Never fail like common people
You’ll never watch your life slide out of view”
Caption competition.
He seems inexplicably missing from this photograph
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Fuck, that wasn’t a fart. Safety wipe please Mater.
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Somebody needs to photoshop either the FA Cup or Mark Francois into Johnson’s hands as it looks like he is about to lift a trophy/shrimpy fucknugget over his head.
Or perhaps just a luminous pink dildo in each hand?
To match the one in the middle…
I’m sure his brain hurts right now.
Brain???
It very rudimentary and required for limited motor control.
Feck’s sake. Mind and eye bleach required…
Fucking BBC again. putting BlowJob on last so he’s the only one remembered after 2 hours of bollox and referring to him as the Prime Minister. Parliament has been dissolved you biased twats.
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Suspect he may have a rough time given this audience and his general incompetence & lack of preparation.
I really hope he gets bludgeoned.
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Fiona Fucking Bruce needs to get cuntpunted back to Antiques Fucking Roadshow while we’re at it.
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I’m not watching that Cunting Time Speshul on the BBC. It would be bad for my veins. I have chosen to ignore it instead and play records loudly.
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