Forsooth! Thank you kind Sir. May thee continue to break many legs as you purvey our most noble craft.
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Oh no they wouldnāt !
Oh yes they would ā¦
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Oh lookā¦ heās behind you.
Have you 2 any Panto work lined up yet?
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^^ Oh there you are. Thought I could smell cabbage. 
Beautifully said most noble Knight. I hope Betty enobles meā¦ Lord Ham has a nice ring to it donāt you think Sir Stu?
Ham Stew ?
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Oh FFS.
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Iād heard there was no chance of this after your unfortunate mis-interpretation of the stage instruction āenter Ophelia, from the rearā.
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The art of frying tomatoes on your eyeballs is sadly a lost art, worthy of an honour. Or should that be an offer 
, honour and offer whatās the difference.
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Is that from Coriolanus?
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Superfluous syllables removed 
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Hamlet - Prince of Skidmark I think.
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Ah yes, with the famous soliquay which begins:
Alas, poor Bucket, I knew his apprentice too you knowā¦
Doesnāt quite scan, but will do as a first attempt, and stop our other prince of Shakespearean stagecraft and pipework from feeling left out
Yes, written in his porn period, along with Rim Me, Oh, and Juliet.
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Lunna, Shetland, taken by Ivan Hawick.
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Roker again, this time in near mid-winter guise.
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