Best chocolate

Durian fruits. Hateful stuff.

If it smells like shit and tastes like shit, it probably is shit (in a fancy skin)

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Tried it once. 8 hours later I was still belching mouldy sock stench.

Durian is lovely but has to be ultra fresh. Yes, the texture is “unusual” but it tastes divine.

N.B. The horrific smell doesn’t really change much according to freshness.

In Singapore they have a Durian symbol as one of the banned items in hotels.

I figured it was a symbol for a bomb first and I thought “well obviously bombs are banned in hotels right?”

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Nestlé launches made-to-order luxury KitKats for £14 a bar

https://www.kitkatchocolatory.co.uk/

no marmite flavour though.

On the other hand there is a range of hideous colours so it is not all fail.

Anchovy and grape.

Minty lard.

so we can match my chosen colour of footwear…

Simply cram it up your arse for a similar, but personalised, flavour.

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Four fingers for £14?

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apparently it is 8

Eight fingers is a fist if you are Tasmanian. I spot a marketing opportunity for Fist-Kat…:thinking:

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hmmmmm

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What? Would you complain if Airfix produced a model feline and marketed it as Kit-Kat?

that was the sound of my imaginative cogs whirring. I asked Louise about Fist-Kat, as she asked if there was something wrong with my brain

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The alternative Ferrero Rocher - Mon Cheri :heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

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Thats the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it.

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Have you replenished the tin of sin yet? Inquiring minds need to know.

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