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Oh yeah, 100% it’s down to jealousy :roll_eyes:

mercilessly mocked by ‘jealous’ trolls

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So, is the biscuit big, large, or giant?

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Another petty criminal churning through the justice system.

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He nearly got a whey with it

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Stupid anchor

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If he had, the gains would have been margarine(al)…

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Dairy say, he got what he deserved. Lucky they never threw him in the cooler.

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He looks more like a Storker than a thief

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Cumbrian wildlife saved from illegal immigrant

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I’m more than a bit surprised it has survived the cold! Very bad news if these bastards ever get established.

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:flushed:

Looks a slippery fucker

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Surrey has a better class of criminal.

Although Dorking always sounds like a slightly seedy and unpleasant noctunal activity…

The burning body of a man was found in a park in Motherwell but the police says there are no suspicious circumstances. Hard to get your head around that without further information. Baffling really.

It’s excellent that, for once, lethally - insanely - dangerous driving is being punished with a hefty custodial (12 years) and long ban (14 years), but also I find sentencing for such cases puzzlingly inconsistent.

Three years, ago a drugged-up lad lost control of his shitbox at over 100mph and put it through a series of trees, a telegraph pole and into the bedroom of a bungalow, killing his mate and crippling himself - just 5 minutes walk up the road, I pass the spot daily, always flowers tied to the new telegraph pole: the driver was given an inconsequential fine and banned for 3 years…

This triggers a memory of a spot on the approach to Ledbury, Herefordshire, where ever since I was a kid there were always flowers left on a bend in the road.

I must have been in my forties when one day the flowers just weren’t there any more. I guess whoever was leaving them had finally died.

I simply can’t fathom that degree of loss.