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Posh Mums Upset By Sloppy Fanny Gag
Similar occurances occured regularly around Welwyn and Codicote when I was growing up there.
used to have good friends that lived in Codicote - I always liked visiting them there until they emigrated.
I emigrated to London asap.
Great place to grow up though.
Rozzers After Welwyn Garden City Milkshake Perv
Shetland knocked out of the Jock Mackay Cup following a 2-1 defeat to rivals Orkney
@A_Touch_of_Cloth will be all over that!
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Have told them 20 hopefuls are coming to audition the munchkin parts in early June
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Happy to put him up for the duration of the show’s run although can’t supply the red shoes.
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I’m sure he’ll have his own
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Pretty sure he has a well stocked wardrobe in the back of his van
I’m sure that playing Dorothy is on his bucket list
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You bunch of side-splitting cunts.
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Hard to believe that this qualifies as news. Also somewhat relieved that the incident took place in Bolton. I like to think that the stylish ladies of Glasgow would never sink so low.
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Would have thought the fact she’s got no head would be weirder.
Police baffled
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I think it’s good to encourage the young but Stronzetto’s latest ‘training program’ is in my view questionable