Best of Local News


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The best of your local news along with an alternative headline.

Beginning with:

Posh Mums Upset By Sloppy Fanny Gag

http://www.surreymirror.co.uk/reigate-shop-s-vagina-card-sparks-complaints-from-mum-s-but-shop-owner-says-it-is-just-a-word/story-30256738-detail/story.html


Pork Fat Therapy/ What are you eating?
Pork Fat Therapy/ What are you eating?
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#3

Similar occurances occured regularly around Welwyn and Codicote when I was growing up there.


#4

used to have good friends that lived in Codicote - I always liked visiting them there until they emigrated.


#5

I emigrated to London asap.
Great place to grow up though.


#6

Rozzers After Welwyn Garden City Milkshake Perv


#7

Shetland knocked out of the Jock Mackay Cup following a 2-1 defeat to rivals Orkney


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#9

@A_Touch_of_Cloth will be all over that!


#10

Have told them 20 hopefuls are coming to audition the munchkin parts in early June


#11

Happy to put him up for the duration of the show’s run although can’t supply the red shoes.


#12

I’m sure he’ll have his own


#13

Pretty sure he has a well stocked wardrobe in the back of his van


#14

I’m sure that playing Dorothy is on his bucket list


#15

You bunch of side-splitting cunts.


#16

Hard to believe that this qualifies as news. Also somewhat relieved that the incident took place in Bolton. I like to think that the stylish ladies of Glasgow would never sink so low.


#17

Would have thought the fact she’s got no head would be weirder.


#18

Police baffled


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#20

I think it’s good to encourage the young but Stronzetto’s latest ‘training program’ is in my view questionable

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/the-latest-stupid-legal-high-kids-sniff-fumes-from-burning-wheelie-bins/story-30220441-detail/story.html