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Not local. Sadly.

This from the Oxford Mail/Didcot Herald. What made it for me was what the dalek was reported to have been shouting. Much more ‘Didcot’ than “Exterminate ! Exterminate !”

Anyone seen @Mrs_Maureen_OPinion today?

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Love the fact that “bum squad” is trending on Twitter.

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Police were concerned about the size of his arsenal

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The Bum Squad sent their crack team

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This raised it up a notch.

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He’s just sulking cos no one will publish his book

Yes, love the way he is blaming remaining publicists, and not because no one gives 2 shits about his story.

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Still, 57mm. Up yer bumhole.
It seems quite a lot. Certainly more than a medium sized carrot for instance.

Bit cheeky…

It was in a Lincolnshire paper and I know Jim only has a small garage so….

We’re going round in rings a bit here… :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

I guess you get more bang for your buck in Gloucestershire

Fixed.

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Ooof! :roll_eyes:

Years of training come to fruit :heart:

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