Cat-alytic Converter is bust?
Cat-astrophe

Theyâre right thoââŚ
Good point. I think itâs time people stopped getting heavy weight cats like Tigers as pets when smaller domestic cats are more economical to run.
The fuel consumption of Tigers and other heavy duty cats must be eye-watering!
This one does consume a lot of fuel, actually. And his Exhaust Emissions are surprisingly pungent for such a small catâŚ
Cats are a wonder when it comes to the balance of Quantity Vs. Pungency of their farts.
Ever eaten cat food?
Of course he has. He is a fan of the pie floater.
When stoned, probably.
Fuck off !

Some mates have got into a bit of a problem rowing the Atlantic, as you do. The long haired one is Gary who lives down the road from me and drinks in my local. Smashing bloke.
I bet if theyâd had a rod and line they wouldnât have caught anything all day.
Donât they mean Public Address System? 


I thought TannoyÂŽ were getting sniffy about this sort of thingâŚ
It is not the safety spiel though, some drivers are obviously reading entire PFM threads though the public address system claiming that flubbery dual concentric drive units are actually hifiâŚ
Well all I can say is:









âEscapesââŚâŚ
I canât think of a better word for making an exit from a Travelodge.
It has begun

