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Cat-alytic Converter is bust?

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They’re right tho’…

Good point. I think it’s time people stopped getting heavy weight cats like Tigers as pets when smaller domestic cats are more economical to run.

The fuel consumption of Tigers and other heavy duty cats must be eye-watering!

This one does consume a lot of fuel, actually. And his Exhaust Emissions are surprisingly pungent for such a small cat…

Cats are a wonder when it comes to the balance of Quantity Vs. Pungency of their farts.

Ever eaten cat food?

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Of course he has. He is a fan of the pie floater.

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From one of our local busybody-Karens FB groups -

When stoned, probably.

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Fuck off !

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:+1: :+1:

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Some mates have got into a bit of a problem rowing the Atlantic, as you do. The long haired one is Gary who lives down the road from me and drinks in my local. Smashing bloke.

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I bet if they’d had a rod and line they wouldn’t have caught anything all day.

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Don’t they mean Public Address System? :nerd_face::nerd_face::nerd_face:

I thought Tannoy® were getting sniffy about this sort of thing…

It is not the safety spiel though, some drivers are obviously reading entire PFM threads though the public address system claiming that flubbery dual concentric drive units are actually hifi…

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Well all I can say is:

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‘Escapes’……

I can’t think of a better word for making an exit from a Travelodge.

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It has begun

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