Yes. It’s a well known fact that nothing on earth is more complex than a Jagermeister.
Turning the UK into Lidl. Well done tit-spoon.
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'spoons were never as good as Lidl in the first place, so no loss of status for them
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“Logical” doing some heavy lifting, there.
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Drinking a French brand of Lager brewed by a Dutch owned company in Manchester.
Pork is not generally known for it’s powers of insight.
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There is a sty’hab’ in the mind garden for disgustopigs - They are fed a strict diet of Ram Das, lentils and glue. Recovery rates are good - Interventions have also proven successful without residential care if the disgustopig can be smuggled out of the country to live with tribesmen for 2-9 years.
That’s not gammon. That’s the whole pig.
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Decent bit of writing for a change.
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Is that Bob? He’s lost weight, yeah?
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Agreed. Just read that a while ago.
From tomorrow’s Sunday times.
I don’t recall seeing Martial Law on the side of a bus. Probably wasn’t paying attention.
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Curfews ftw 
Wild nights out in Funzie will have to be curtailed 
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Operation Temperer has been in and out of the news for a couple of years in relation to terrorist threats. Perhaps they’re considering rolling it out for a no deal Brexshit.
This is beyond the pail - Whats next, glue rationing?
Fuck you Boris
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Not really 
I would imagine that nobody here would give a fuck about a curfew. Just as nobody ever wears a seat belt, drives home every week from the Island Hall when completely pissed and don’t tax, insure or MOT their ‘Island cars’
That’s just the start of it.
Fuck you Boris, come up here in your bus. You’ll never leave…
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A bit like that, but far more scary.