Brexit - Creating a Cuntocracy - Now with 4d chess option

My Mums going for a scan this week, and I have a bad feeling about it, made exponentially worse by the fear of what will happen to drug supplies and treatment from april onwards :-/

Best wishes for your mum’s scan Craig.

My experience a few years ago, albeit not when there were external political problems, was that progress in my mum’s case depended on establishing and maintaining good contact with the clinicians. They are generally clever people who are on their patients’ side and they can be quite inventive at getting the system to do what needs to be done. But that doesn’t seem to happen automatically. It does, or at least did in my mum’s case, respond to regular, polite, low-level pestering, however. My brother, sister and I just kept on at them. We found out their names, and the names of their PAs and, where we could, their direct line numbers and we called them whenever things looked like going off the rails or grinding to a halt.

VB

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A colleague at work has just returned from a weekend in Brussels - his friend works in Scotchland House. He was reliably informed that UKIP will be having a flag-lowering ceremony outside the EU HQ on 29th March. No doubt they’ll also be popping Champagne corks. Cunts!

Presumably the actual flags outside EU institutions are raised and lowered by officials. So UKIP’s role will be to stand around and cheer when the time seems right. With luck it’ll be pitch dark and pissing with rain.

VB

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It’s this type of shit talking that has got us to the situation we’re in now…

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Regardless of the relationship we have to the EU, it will still be the Rep to the EU

What possible good other than some silly symbolic gesture would come from loweing the flag on 29th March ?

(Oh)

Just cunting UKIP being cunts

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This sort of job advert at this point is reassuring.

Naturally, you will show excellent planning and prioritising skills, with the ability to understand the risks that may arise from your understanding of a situation.

I take it the irony of the comment about planning is lost on them. I can’t work out what the second clause - the one about understanding the risks that may arise from your understanding - actually means. If it means anything.

EDIT Perhaps they hope that you will understand the risks that may arise, and that that understanding will come from your understanding of a situation. Well where else would it come from ? Naturally.

VB

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If you pass the entrance exam, do you go straight in as Brexit Secretary ?

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If you pass the entrance exam you’re over qualified for that role.

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Dealer scumbag translations:

Exciting period of change = Welcome to bedlam

Prioritising skills = Try not to take 15 dumps a day and leave your copy of Razzle for the cleaners to find

Understanding = Pass the buck as fast as is humanly possible - See that guy over there, blame him.

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This is the knob who, a few weeks back, asked the Poles to step in and block a vote or something.

Fucking eejit

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Theres this too (form the Eye)

And…

https://twitter.com/nicktolhurst/status/1092040413240807424?s=21

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So yer average Tory disaster capitalist cunt then. Nothing to see, move along quietly.

Just read most of that Twatter thread. For Fuck Sake!! I despair I really do.

How this isn’t against a rule or 10 is why we have a shitty system.

He’s a greedy corrupt cunt.

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Lol, that salary point is for a junior grade. They’ll be spending most of their time making up graphs and making tea.

I’m mildly surprised it doesn’t state that the salary is “X% of the Brexit Dividend”