We are in dire need of this.
@murrayjohnson nearly had to visit that store. That is, before he put out a fatwa on the Brownies.
âPooh?â said Piglet.
âYes, Piglet?â replied Pooh.
âIs everything going to be OK?â
âIn what way, Piglet?â asked Pooh.
Piglet rubbed his nose in a nervous sort of way. âYou know, with Brexit. And rationing. And 729 international treaties to re-negotiate from scratch just to get back to here. And,â the Piglet ran out of breath then made a small choking noise and swallowed. âAnd all that?â he finished and looked over at Pooh with a hopeful look.
Pooh Bear rubbed his nose too, but didnât find it quite as comforting as it seemed to be for the Piglet.
âWell, Piglet.â Pooh said and then stopped to think some more, for this was a very Big Thing for a Bear of Very Little Brain to consider. âWell Piglet,â he finally continued, âIt all sounds like a very silly idea to me.â
Pooh and Piglet looked out over the Hundred Acre Wood and contemplated the matter. Quietly, Piglet slipped his paw into Poohâs.
âWeâre totally fucked, arenât we?â the Piglet managed in a hoarse whisper.
âOh yes.â replied Pooh, patting his paw. âCompletely fucked.â
Bernard Jenkin on the Today programme this morning did play the âMillennium Bugâ card, basically saying that the expertsâ apocalyptic predictions about that proved to be completely wrong. But Nick Robinson didnât come back with the obvious points a) that in that case practical measures had been put in place in advance to mitigate the problem and b) no-one deliberately switched everything off at midnight on Dec 31st yet somehow still expected it to continue working.
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Mixed feelings about this.
the words âposh scumâ were written on windows of the house.
No mixed feelings here - shouldnât happen no matter what lines politicians support.
Fine line between this and actual violence.
But the truth was told!
No mixed feeling at all for me. Villainy is just that. Also itâs an old historic building. Heâs just the cunt whoâs living there for now.
Twas what I like about here.
Well thought out and balanced arguments from us both.
BBC careers beckons
Did they use a diamond ? Oh, hang on âŚ
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Iâve had a self-imposed months break from Brexit. Deep joy.
Back to it, though: this is cheerfully (ha) excellent stuff, though Iâm not yet entirely sure whether I agree with all of it
Every silly cunt who voted leave should be made to listen to this.
I think the caller is one of the three blokes in the pub posted previously.
And blue Ration Books
âŚmade abroad
Unlike the food, as we wonât be able to afford it.
Begs the question as to why the Remain campaign didnât have people like this clearly explaining such things before the referendum.
Hubris.
Project Fear, anything said by anyone which didnât agree with leave philosophy was Project Fear, and by extension - a lie. That caller would have been shouted down in seconds.