Sadly, the fecking truth 
I hope they deliver the rancid mess on his front step
Tis a parody account apparently. Sigh.
Should have guessed, that fucker would get them delivered by helicopter and claim the expenses
School boy troll error, everybody knows the Kumamoto Oyster is the finest.
Of course, he would have just ordered from Fortnum and Mason and let somneone else do all the work of organising.
Will defo be applying for my Irish passport
What’s taken you so long?
My UK passport still has 4 years to run, and the last time I checked the Irish passport website (admittedly a while ago) they were closed for new applications due to lockdown in Ireland which went on longer than it did here.
OIC
Wait, so we can get cheap shitty meat, and use all our agricultural land for building garden towns? Sunlit uplands!
I’m afraid cheap shitty meat is all you’ll barely be able to afford before long.
The pollution generated by needlessly transporting unlimited amounts of meat halfway round the world will be fcking horrendous
What do we get to send back in return though? Unlimited Peppa Pig?