Pate cannot, by definition, be savoured, you vulgar fool.
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True I do not savor craniums.
x3 times a day
Apologies Chewybois but all food you eventually swallow after you’ve finished gurning is Pâté (Sadly yours is inferior)
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I vote that at this year’s Lopwell, all of @Ruprecht’s meals have to go through a blender before he can eat them.
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All mouths are blenders, just not very efficient ones (Even if you chew 30 times per shovel full, which no meat man does.) - Feel free to stick with poor nutrient absorbtion, brain fog, IBS and bloating
For more health tips visit: www.blenditlikebeckham.com
Are you saying that you already blend every meal you eat to a fine soup?
Hahha No I’m being a cunt, I don’t even like Pâté
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It was a stretch… but I did hanker after a post that read something like: “I’ve tried Pâtéing mince pies and it was excellent” Sadly, and not without repeated attempts over the years, I got no takers which is rather disappointing - still onwards and upwards.
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There’s lazy bandwagon jumping, and then there’s… . . . .
. . . . …just bang a bit of icing in an X on top of a boggo Danish pastry lazy…
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Sweet & chewey but comes with it’s own tooth paste -
NOT AT ALL HOT!!!1!!!
To point out the obvious.
Cretinous. Thread muted
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Sat in a restaurant, reading the times mag for want of something better to do - this is the best they can manage ! Furious 
Bitches best be trollin’!
Not sure about cross, Livid would be a fair estimation.
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Excuse me while I go and have 5 minutes of mindless, screaming rage…
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This is not just food
They mistakenly put just in that sentence.
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I have a sneaking regard for Morrison’s cheap HCBs. Too cheap to be dicked about “with a twist”.