And they’re out - looks like I’m trying to be arty, but in reality we’ve run out of big rectangular racks 
Half for work and the rest divided between our good friends who love them but don’t bake and home use 
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Thoughts please, Gentlemen:
https://recipes.lidl.co.uk/recipes/very-berry-hot-cross-bun-cheesecake-loaf
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Only one thought.
Get to fuck.
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Pretty sure Lidl is in for a smiting
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OMG 
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Folks still confused about what chewing does… The body only digests Pâté - Don’t argue with me - take it up with evolution.
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You be your own deviant, keep cramming your pâté into your pâté hole.
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Chewing - How elegant.
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Mate… Your argument is as inverted as it is degenerate: evolution equipped early vertebrates with jawbones so that we could eat things that weren’t just the faecal/microbial mush left behind by other organisms…
Chew, or get back in the primordial ooze!
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Still better than Subway
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Cramming.
Evolution has brought us to the invention of magimix, Christ a fork works just fine.
Gnawing away to make poor quality mouth Pâté is a repungnant Neanderthal hang over. Where is the sophistication? look at it Sir. Absurd! Grinding enamel covered bits of dentin (That crack, rot and fall into your own gut) - All that effort to look like a gurning cretin three times a day! - Show your workings Sir! Because you like to construct poor quality pate in your mouth instead of a bowl? I will play no part in that Mr! - There is a reason Masticator and Masturbator are so closely aligned.
Pâté is never to be crammed rather it must be savored, sampled and considered - see instructional film
Do you accept the benefit of cutlary?
Do you accept the benefits of ovens?
Do you see where I’m going here?
Clue - Pâté the evolved gentleman’s conclusion.