That looks dirty
In a good way
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Conjunctivitis or as the Murcans would have it “pink eye” can be caused by excrement in contact with the retina. In a socioscientific breakthrough this thread has accomplished much the same
From conniptions stink eye to poor tastes pink eye, all before good Friday - 
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Christ! Instant coffee (freeze dried rabbit shite probably) with additional horror added via the flavour of instant HCBs. 100% fail to do anything except consume valuable resources and wind up the innocent visitors to this thread.
Do you get a free pair of Crocs with every jar?
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If this indecent barrage continues crocs may be the last refuge of comfort in this appalling swamp.
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I trust you mean ‘cornea’, as injecting shit into the back of your eye is a bit much, even for Americans.
Screens are mentally hypodermic - particularly to sensitive souls with some semblance of standards
Where would we find someone like that round here then?
The HCB thread.
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They’d probably taste better than the coffee.
VB
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This should be in the coffee thread connipting the Baristas over there.
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Looking on the bright side, there is no mention of fucking marmite on the label.
It seems to be sitting on top of these
I’m not a tea drinker, but Mrs VB is and I think she’d have a thing or two to say …
VB
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A plump fully spiced, well toasted, succulent, fruit laden HCB complimented with a decent coffee Vs A finagled charlatan with chemically induced flavorings - That instant bullshit is like a metaphor for modern day #Borishestonsociety. … my sensitivities are under siege.
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The many and various bunz iterations do not overmuch trouble I.
Instant “coffee” though … much-less, this flavoured franken-covfefe… 
That is monstrous … barbaric … obscene … an insult to sense and sanity … a dirty, distorted, unholy mutation of all that is Right and Good.
I’d sooner suck from Priti Patel’s bitter, poisonous, vinegary dugs than drink that fucking muck.
Fuck you thinking of? Have a wurd with yerself John!
I fucking wish 
I didn’t buy it 
I just saw I lurking on the shelf 
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