Dearest Hot cross nihilist.
Stand for something or amount to nothing. Decency, integrity & decorum - are they to go the way of truth, around the u-bend of apathy?
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Icons → Clasts
Icons → Clasts
Icons → Clasts
Out of entropy we came: into entropy must we all descend…
It is the natural order of the Universe.
So much anger.
Keep it up. 
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Can anyone else smell troll piss?
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Old school buns, twice proved, with currants and sultanas, mixed spice and the zest of an orange and a lemon. Glazed with a simple syrup with a bit more mixed spice. The only variation this time around at least is a nod to the date 
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Does it smell of mocha and sour grapes*?
*Next Christmas’s mince pie flavour
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Why did I read that as “soiled caramel” ? 
Although that strikes me as an appropriate term for that particular combination.
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By applying powers of deduction through visual inspection: It appears to be a bun (plural). It is crossed. And it is assumed that with the application of heat it would almost certainly become ‘hot’ (strange quantum thermodynamic behaviour involving wormholes and the shunting of energy to other universes cannot be ruled out, however). This would appear to confirm on prima facie evidence that the product above meets the required parameters. QED.
Ou est le probleme?
Tl;dr version:
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Sadly there was a distinct lack of Hestonage at my local Waitrose, so I came away bunless. 
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Could have just bought some normal ones and bunged in:
"For added indulgence"
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Now look what you’ve done ^^^
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I’d put that cat away before Heston serves it as an ice cream with
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That might well be @AmDismal’s cat’s fate since he found out where it’s been laying its eggs. 
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Only a matter of time before the cunt starts in on pet food. I hope the animal kingdom rises up to gnaw and maul on the streets of Bray.
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I’m off to find some solace in Mike flowers world
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