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Looks suspiciously like it’s come from a tub too. Probably spreadable. The Horror.
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Agreed,
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Kerrygold.
The butter equivalent of:
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My house has been infected, besmirched, or possibly even desecrated by the presence of these abominations today:
Fuck You M&S!!
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Narelle bought some “Spiced Bramley Apple” HCBs yesterday.
Vile abominations. 
I’d hoover my way through a packet of Chilli & Cheese though 
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That is because you are a Strayan like the purchaser of said doughy dags. I bet they would be nice with unsalted butter, bacon, hot sauce and the meerest smear of marmite though.
Feckin’ Strayans…
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FOL 1 just sat on my lap as I read this laughing. “Whats funny Daddy?” oh nothing, “Whats Fuck you M&S mean?” Just as Mrs. MWS comes into the room - Matters were not helped by my flustered ‘Happy Mothers day’ quip which fell on stony ground… I am now in the dog house…
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It is all downhill once they can read and take advantage of low cunning to do you in…
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Heathen 
Sorry, I was trying to troll @anon14766838 and @Jim with a single post. To be fair to Vegemite it is not quite as hideously vile as marmite. Still is Satan’s smegma though.
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Palestine !
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Guilty as charged M’Lud
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Unusually, your trolling phaser appears to be set to stun rather than obliterate Roger.
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fail 
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