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Enjoy your ban shit bap.
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Appetizing
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I’m sat here trying Master Blue-Mental’s coffee chocolate bun things and while they taste quite nice they are in no way even remotely related to buns of the hot cross variety aside from superficial aesthetic similarities.
As an exotic ‘teacake’ type toasted elevensies style snack - a solid 8/10
As a hot cross bun substitute - a mediocre 3/10
Hestons willful interpretations continue to dismay and depress.
His latest take on a cream scone is a celebration of downer
I expect he will turn his backwards lenses to other traditional master pieces such as the pasty soon
Artrists impression:
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It’s the lack of butter that’s really offensive, here.
Pre butter.
But they weren’t very nice anyway.
No, I never did try them in the end, seemed a bit summat’n’nowt; the cheese & Marmite were the pick of the bunch; Sam did not agree…
You do surprise us. 
Did they like, not taste like a hot cross bun then?
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Stage 1 of Heston’s imminent future will involve the ‘Doom egg.’ He will be incubated in the eggs innate stress position for as long as it takes for him to confess his sins to each and every recipe he has tangled with. Following that there will be punishment
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Good try, but I’m afraid those with very sensitive palates might still be able to taste the bun.
VB
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Oh well.
I’d refer you to @coco for an instant ban but he’s already committed worse crimes here.
Hell in a handcart is where we’re headed.
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I believe what we are tangling with here is a small faction of:
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Fortunately the humble HCB has stood the test of time, unlike some of the unmentionable perversions listed above… The truth will out!
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The truth? You can’t handle the truth!
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I can’t handle: pseudoscience, experts in poor taste or ‘foodvictims’.
The singular truth of Heston is his reliance on theater and spin over taste & decency.
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Sooooo much this, equally I don’t want chocolate and raspberry, peanut butter flavoured pints of mild, bitter or stout etc. 'tis the equivalent of audiotomfoolery. Just because they can, it doesn’t mean they have to.
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