Right, it’s December, let’s kick this shitshow off.
BBC Christmas Day schedule:
3:55pm Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special
5:10pm Doctor Who Christmas Special
6:10pm Wallace & Gromit
7:25pm EastEnders
7:55pm Call The Midwife Christmas Special
9:00pm Gavin & Stacey: The Finale
10:30pm EastEnders
11:00pm Mrs Brown’s Boys Christmas Special
You have obviously been a bad boy this year if Santa is making you watch that lot!
(Apart from Dr Who of course)
get tae fuck with TV
1000 start drinking with breakfast (cooked by someone else)
1400 eat some food (cooked by someone else) and carry on drinking
2200 pass out
Actually 11.00 champagne (well, fizz of some sort) with smoked salmon on wheaten bread.
This is one of the wife’s family traditions I can definitely get behind.
Not sure if it was any better in the 70s/80s
There was better Xmas sitcoms,but not much else afair
Anyway,if any visitors turn up,I’ll stick my Terry and June box set on til they go
Much prefer to spend the day like this (and I’m referring to the guy on the rack)
Bring back the phantom flanflinger, that is some godawful telly
Sparkling Shiraz with Bacon & Black Pudding Omelettes for breaky late morning.
Half Lobster Marie Rose and Sauv. Blanc for brunch.
To neighbour’s for lunch this year and whatever they give us. Beer isn’t an issue (neighbour has good taste), but we WILL be taking a couple of decent red wines just in case.
Return to our sofa to slump in a stupor.
Music to be decided.
On the strength of that, If I owned a TV, I’d sell it.
Christmas visitations and meet ups will be done with by 15th Dec. We will be engaging full slob mode for the duration. Cannot wait. DGAF what’s on the telly cos music and beer reasons.
Show me Mrs Brown’s Boys and or Miranda and I’ll show you
We have a house full this year as always so probably along these lines…
Up early as Niece & Nephew will be up at crack of dawn (ours will sleep till 8AM)
Smoked Salmon & Scrambled Eggs on Toast for breakfast
Present opening with all the kids
General Chaos - Open Champagne
Cook Beef Wellington - Open Red Wine
Sit down to dinner - More Wine
Chaos - Muppets Christmas Carol on in background
Tired kids, more screaming chaos, kids fall asleep
Slump in front of a film with Brandy/Port/Sherry
Meanwhile, I can’t find the original post but I still have the one on the right kicking around in the garage from last Christmas
because I have no friends.
One way or another it’s going down this time around.
Put it on with the sprouts about Dec15th.
For the last three years I have worked it, and the only thing I enjoy about Christmas, my mums roast, has been saved for me.
Which has been ideal, none of the family stuff but all of the food.
This year very depressingly I’m not working so have to deal with family, and my sister is cooking and it’s not a roast…… 
