As suggested by Kevin .here we go fire away
Has to be Slade for the most annoying one
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Any Tamla Motown or its ilk purporting to convey Christmas, from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer to Santa Claus is coming to town, just crappy crap.
My personal favourite.
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Mariah Carey, innit.
I win! 
As sweet and smooth as a pâtéd mince pie
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There is a tradition of pub carolling round South Yorkshire and north Derbyshire. The carols can be unusual, with this one maybe the oddest.
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells 
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Have something with a bit more crunch.
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