You’ve just reminded me that I don’t have a card or present for my anniversary tomorrow. 
Make sure you buy her a Christmas card for that otherwise you’ll be in trouble.
It’s handy when people have a brithday close to Christmas, you can just sort of lump them together and just get one card and one present 
Dats mean
As I fall into that category - I’ve been on the receiving end of that many a time 
I’m approaching my 52nd occasion for being ‘handy’. What is a brithday though?
haha, that seems to have struck a nerve!
I was taking the piss as it hardly the sort of behaviour which would endear a man to his wife!
(especially a new wife in bmtel’s case)
at long last we’ve made our minds up. We had about £300 of JL vouchers, so I get a new smart watch and Louise gets a new smart watch…exciting xmas gifts, should arrive in 5 working days…
I got some very random things but the o e thing I asked for (a new kindle) I got along with a PlayStation VR pack. Got the wife some Lego (Death Star, yoda and boba fetts ship).
My sons birthday is on Sunday so today we went out to get his birthday present. A drum kit. My finances are now in tatters so my adventures in tasteless wrist adornments are seriously curtailed.
I had £150 of Amazon vouchers - bought a Shark for the new house…
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You’ll need that Jim, to keep the locals away.
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Is the flooding that serious @Jim? Otherwise it is just fucking showing off and you could get a dog like all the other doddery retirees local residents.
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I’ll retire you in a minute, ya cheeky twat 
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Just got a new tie, Puma jacket and a flanger pedal.
Which is nice.
You love the attention you giant tart.
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whatever it takes to get you going
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you gonna sous vide it?
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Your new neighbours will love you…
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