Wahl or Remmington Pro.
I have been using these for last 12 years.
0.5 every time
I find that they all work fine until I’ve dropped them on too many times. I had some Wahl ones, but it’s clear that the home ones are very different from the pro ones. Wired ones are always shit. Make sure that you get ones with a Li-something battery.
I would buy these probably
Clipper faff - who knew 
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specialist clippers
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The legion of balding.
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AA strapline - Legion Of The Balding Bearded
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I ordered some Wahl clippers last week, very good.
Doubt I’ll ever go back to the barbers tbh.
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Which ones?
Stihl
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While I cannot fault the accuracy of your assertion concerning my good self, Wahl have regular sales AND a 20% signup discount which got the dog clippers thru my door under £60.
Just one grooming session for Max with his full winter filth mattress on-board is more than that, and I consider that money well spent…
Fucking lurchers, 
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These ones but from Amazon £48.
louise wants me to get some of these, as she hates me using her ladyshave
I expect to see them dangling in front of a pint of hipster beer very soon.
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Ruby needs a decent trim. We usually get her done foc through the animal husbandry course at Claire’s college. Obviously that’s out of the window now so Claire is threatening to buy some clippers and do it herself.
This will definitely be worth videoing.
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For some reason, this brought to mind, the drunken attempt, at assembling a teddy bear, on here, sometime ago.
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Honestly, if I can do it, anyone this side of a foetus in-utero can…
Ah, Frankented!
A lasting classic 
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Only at a jaunty angle tho’ 
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Gravity will win.