Clocks on cocks (Part 1)

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That looks like somebody has fitted a watch face to a recently lipsticked sphincter. Better than most of the other shite in this thread TBF [/lobar]

I like it more now. :ring:

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If that was a Yerma and not a Yema it would be perfect for our pipe-mangling Ginger-Rogers-a-like plumber. Even colour matched for extra shitz n gigglez.

FAR too sfistickated for a Prole-x fanghurl… :-1:

I know, the idea is on ice.

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my Seiko sarb alpinist is a green pucker one ……just the right size for me.

Nice watch that. Longlisted if one shows-up silly cheap…

Nice watch. 38mm I could possibly live with, 33mm much less so…

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@BobC - something a bit different in the diver line?

Hanhart make some lush watches with really interesting choices of calibres. Want That One :blue_heart::

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The black one is tolerable.The blue one looks to have been designed for the niche market of helping five year olds with severe astigmatism learn to tell the time.

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Take your classy watch and never darken this thread again.

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You win- that’s fucking gopping.

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Wtf is that ? :face_vomiting:

My most humble apologies. In my defence, I had a feeling Edd would be along shortly with something horrific to balance things out.

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Wasn’t someone after a GMT?

Nice :+1:

Even more impressively, that horror story costs no less than £6,750.

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There is 10% off though. Bargain.

off :grin: