Clocks on cocks (Part 1)

Cheeky fuckers using “Detomaso” so they don’t have to licence the automotive brand “De Tomaso”.
Same group that make “Yves Camani”. Pure chinesium, but must admit the current range is handsome. Its predecessors - dumped on ebay for £30-50 - quite a lot less so.

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Enough about your underwear. :face_vomiting:

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I assume that whatever it is interfacing with the horrors of Jim’s arse, it’s mostly Teflon, titanium and ceramic tiles borrowed from the space shuttle program… Do Rado make underwear…?

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Depleted uranium butt plug.

So Jim really is a WMD…? Terrifying!

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Lol, we don’t talk about it as he’s a violation of the international ban on chemical warfare.

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£8.56 Amazon delivered.

Stopwatch for gas rates, date for certificates.

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The irony’s not lost on me that I use a dirt-cheap Casio “atomic clock” watch as a reference to set all my more expensive / less accurate watches by. It’s also solar powered, and has withstood getting-on for 10 years relentless abuse… Prolly should have stopped there really.

Everyone needs a beater :+1:

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thought i had some money incoming at the end of last month that was earmarked for the watch fund. Turns out it came in a month early and got spent by mistake.
Fucking idiot that I am. Still it’s probably stopped me making a knee jerk decision and being left with bitterness and regret. :sob::sob::sob:

Link?

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Arrived today:

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I actually quite like that. Understated elegance. :slight_smile:

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I don’t fucking know.

I want a gmt/worldtime (travellers please - even though an office style would infinitely more practical).

Ah well back to mooning over watches I’ll never afford unless Lloyds bank shares sharply increase in value or I can keep my hands out of the cookie jar until I’ve saved enough. Sigh.

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Smells like productivity, Tovarishch…


That, at least, is firmly established.

Stop looking at watches and go and do some overtime! Rob a bank. I dunno…

Physician heal thyself mate :face_with_raised_eyebrow::joy:

Critical difference being, I still have some money… :fu:

(Also planning another robbery…)

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Not for long at the rate you’re going!

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Twenty years of slaving away to pay a mortgage, now you’re spending all the proceeds on watches.

I’m not sure if you’re winning or failing, but either way it’s on the epic side.

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World traveler?

The equivalent of shouting at your retina :see_no_evil: