Clocks on cocks (Part 1)

Why… That’s the question.

Life size model. :grinning:

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Winner.

Hahaha you wish…

We all wish…

<goes out to buy a marrow/>

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I have one of these it is the best smart watch I have tried for convenience of display and a really good app. (I have also tried iWatch and Garmin)
OTOH I prefer wearing an ordinary watch so any overall summary from any smart watch isn’t ever going to happen.
One device told me I had signs of valvular heart disease, so I got a doctor’s appointment.
The doctor told me not to use smart devices since they weren’t proven.

It can monitor blood pressure, pretty good for people who go ape shit on forums about politics :wink:

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Is the measurement reliable under ‘full potato’ stress conditions?

The watch can not monitor BP. Withings do have a BP monitor which uses the same app and also does a 1 point ECG and an audio recording of the heart.
It was this audio recording which suggested there may be valvular heart disease. It had been normal for a long time then the last 3 readings came up with the warning. One can listen to the recording and mine has periods of sounding shite, but not whilst the doctor was listening.
Back to watches I like the Ressonance madness, but goodness doesn’t look likely to be reliable or long lived.

The bellows they have in there sounds fantastic but I do wonder how often they’d have to go back for maintenance. Love it though. Have an idea and bring it to life.

I’m assuming you mean Ressence. If not, ignore me.

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It was a joke, James gets quite worked up online when it comes to the subject of politics or the tories.

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Ape shit?

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or

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Those are purty, spesh the blue :blue_heart: :star_struck: :blue_heart:

I know what it means, just don’t remember doing it here.

squale-squalematic-60atm-black-professional-diving-watchLiking this.
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Also kind of like this even though it’s stupidly shiny.
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Have you ever seen a date window in this position?:thinking:

No and that would drive me batshit.

Like the top one btw

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Yep, first one’s pretty nice, just wish they’d not put so much verbiage on their dials.

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