Maybe you get a different kind of fun if a certain type of woman spots you wearing one.
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Thatâs right. 
https://www.motor1.com/news/372274/porsche-911-new-versus-old/
Long way O/T - but the point is fun.
Fun is subjective. Fun is not a game of Top Trumps, where the biggest numbers Win.
992 is the width of a small lorry (not even joking), mid-engined, nanny-ed by literally hundreds of electronic protocols (only some of which can be overridden) which flatter the fat, old, white male in the steering seat.
964 is what happens when a VW Beetle evolves for aeons on a remote Island, untroubled by predators. It looks like god himself gave up on it, it is as wide as a pushbike, it has hatred in its heart and one mission only: to kill you. Your job is to stop that happening by means of prayer, luck and a tiny dab of skill.
Sure, the almost-30-years-newer redesigned-from-the-ground-up factory-approved-homage-to-the-911 is faster - whodathunkit? But at the end of the day, the safest, most-conformist choice of supercar is now the safest, most golf-club-friendly bloatster ever, too. They probably offer a tow hook option for your caravan.
When one finally has the inevitable heart-attack in oneâs car, the 992 will be because your heart finally lost the will to live; the 964 will be because you are upside down, flying backwards through the air towards a 500m drop on an Alpine overpass at >100mph. With an erection. 
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And if wearing a Rolex at the time youâll have an accurate time of death 
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Want salt and vinegar for that shoulder?
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Yawn 
Fucking luddite.
what a load of bollocks
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As charged, ossifer.
Also, devilâs advocate. If I wanted a Porsche badly-enough, itâd be a 987 Cayman. Not too scary, not too safe.
Erryoneâs fun is different.
Mmmmm. Car similes.
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Dom set mine to be reasonably accurate. Not quartz accurate, but fairly accurate.
I like my Rolex. I liked my old air cooled Porsche. Wish I hadnât sold it. I quite like the Alfa now. It probably wonât go around the 'ring that fast, but as I donât give the slightest fuck about that I am reasonably happy. Happy is nice.
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Iâve got a '71 Red Sub - nice to look at yes, accurate it is not.
How far out is it? My '98 Explorer II is about a second a day.
As in 1971? I suspect +_ 2 sec accuracy from a 71 watch would be a push.
Your pants are now on fire 
Oi, cunts, fuck off to the car section if youâre going to discuss cars the only acceptable pork in this thread is something like this:
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It has never been more than 3 seconds.
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âŚonly exaggerated by a factor of 3 then
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Yep 1971 Rolex 1680. About 3-5 seconds per day is about the best it runs.
Since Dom serviced it it is about 1 second.
Has JB hacked your account?
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