Cocks on clocks (Part the Second)

Sure. But Omega dive watches and seamasters also do well.
Seems the sports or pro warches have a market but the sort of watch a gentleman or banker would wear with a lounge suit have not been in fashion for quite some time.

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I’d hazard a guess that the DeVille and Constellation ranges sell better in places not so infatuated with the US space race… There has to be some reason they’ve persisted for so long - iirc both significantly pre-date the Speedmaster line.

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Don’t think it is much to do with the space race.
Look at the abominations you wear. :smiley:
Nothing there that looks like like a DeVille or Celini or Calatrava…
But I suppose some one is buying them

No point me buying dress watches - only time I wear stuff like that now is funerals… :frowning:

Christopher Ward have turned out some lemons in their time, but they have really outdone themselves with this horror:

For the man that wants to show off that he is a boring wanker.

Christ on a bike, that is sad.

Have never seen a CW watch I’ve remotely liked, in fact I think everything they’ve done is :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting:

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I stopped drinking years ago, maybe it is the render, but looking at that makes me feel pissed!
Everything feels slightly wrong.

Fair play, they spelled “stationery” correctly in the blurb.

Conceptually it’s fucking tragic: “Look at me, I’m a cubicle drone!” - but the concept isn’t theirs, only the execution, which given its remit, is all it’s supposed to be.

But then I do like some of their watches, albeit I’ve not put any money over their counter in over a decade.

For north of one large you could reasonably expect that.

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It’s a joke you humourless bastards. Admittedly an incredibly badly executed one. Or maybe it’s an ironic meta joke that, nah its just shite.
If you want this sort of thing Mr Jones does it far better.

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Sort of guessing that means that you have “invested”. :joy:

That’s horrific. I’d have put money on it being an April fool if it wasn’t nearly winter.

Forum tagline competition is now closed.:+1:

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Kernow is currently sat in his flat wanking himself into a desiccated corpse

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Rhinestones or a cheap imitation?

The “Swiss Made” badge is a nice point for America First.

Makes a change form ‘Made In China’ on most MAGA merch.

Where is Kernow these days ?

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