Cocks on clocks (Part the Second)

That’s quite a lot of money for any watch, let alone a Ti watch.

It certainly is.
Maybe the cost is in making an all titanium movement :man_shrugging:

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It will be more expensive, yes, but I suspect most of the price is a bit “what can we get away with” like expensive turntables :slight_smile:

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For the watch collector who has everything:

https://www.cousinsuk.com/product/4mm-width-tongue-20-to-24mm-embossed

My office is near the boutique for this place

https://senturionkey.com/

I honestly have no idea what it is they’re selling. Is it a car or a watch? I am confused.

Neither, it’s a car key.

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Hello mr rich fellow, seeing as I’m waving this knife / gun / fist in your face, would you kindly hand over not only your timepiece but your excruciatingly expensive motor car please? Thank you. I shall now proceed to rag the knackers off it in a 2 hour police chase before burning it out on a piece of abandoned industrial wasteland.

I do like that concrete Seiko thing above.

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They had a massive picture of David Luiz advertising the product while they were renovating the boutique. Not the first person that springs to mind if you want to convey a sense of security, reliability and dependability.

Holy fuck, off the peg car key for £37,000 up to £150,000 for customised ones

It’s a fucking car key

https://senturionkey.com/model.php?model=m3-rose-gold-diamonds

And the watches are fucking hideous, we’re talking sodders taste levels of nasty here.

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And they have cheap shit movements

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These are the same people who will spunk a quarter million on a5m 8 to 15 grand watch because someone added diamonds to it, probably at a cost of less than twenty grand.

And they have found a (gullible) market
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::+1:

How it works:

STEP 1:

You send us a spare working key to your supercar.

STEP 2:

Our technical department produces a custom obsidian nano-board that will go into your Senturion that will, from then on, work as the key to your supercar. Your old key fob is destroyed for security reasons.

STEP 3:

We deliver your new Senturion to you, anywhere in the world.

I see no problem here, whatsoever :roll_eyes:

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Kerfuckingching!

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I’m not sure they can make one for an Astra.

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The cool kids were doing this months ago… :sunglasses:

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And did you buy it from them?

Loving that date window on the Tissot.

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Oh come on, they’re not that bad.

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