Cords, Fabric of Champignons!

Last time I wore them was mid 90’s mind, so may not just be an easy ‘slip’.

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Thank you for all the pm’s, but I won’t be sending pictures on request.

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But I promise to subscribe to your onlyfans later!

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#absolutelynofans :slight_smile:

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But the fucking incessant swishing noise

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I do rather like a corduroy shirt however, had a couple that I received as Christmas presents back in the 90s grunge days that I fucking lived in for well over a decade

Only if you’re a really fat cunt and your thighs rub together like a cricket

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I have jeans, chinos and moleskin trousers, I am perfectly capable of looking a cunt in all of those without adding to my repertoire with cunty cords.

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Was thinking about cords recently. Finger currently hovering over the trigger here.

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Do it! Do it! Do it! :nerd_face::nerd_face::nerd_face:

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Like all of the Asperger’s persuasion I have a System.
Most of the year 501s with the occasional rebellion day. Once it starts going colder out come the needlecord jeans, moleskin jeans and moleskin trousers.
When it gets very cold it is cords. I have some HebTroCo a bit like these though the ones I have are early when they insisted on a button fly but the cord is so thick they are hard to button.

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Did they provide the appropriate tattoos as well ?

Thankfully not.

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My new cords have arrived. I’m wearing them and they do feel nice and cosy. Surprisingly, I also feel more cunty. I might have to buy a Barbour jacket, a flat cap and start patronising the good people of the parish.

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Reminded me of Dick from the wam in his get up at Stu’s bake off.

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I’ll try and find the pic of me as a child being forced to dress in a full corduroy suit.

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I’m shortlisting Cunty Cords on Vinted, fully inspired my this thread!

Selling hopefully

Fuck it. I’m off out tonight. Will be wearing tweed and cords… :grin:

Obviously I will post a pic… :sunglasses:

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Don’t go to too much trouble - Please

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